Conversations in bed
Him: I have an itchy knee!
Me: Itchy knee sun see queue jew hitchy hatchy.
Me: Go rock. Not in that order. It was a phone number.
Him: You really don’t know numbers in Japanese, do you.
Me: Itchy knee sun see go rock hitchy hatchy queue jew.
Me: I tried to fart but poop came out.
Me: I learned to say that in Japanese recently, but I forgot the Japanese part. So I just say it in English.
Him: So actually what you did was learn to say it in English.
Me: Yes. But I can do it perfectly.